Lists.

Talking with friends the other night, I came up with an ingenious list.

It is:

Movies I have not seen, that I will never see.

Coming in at number 1: Titanic.

I'm rather impressed with myself, obviously. Every cynical, bitter, individual has seen this one, but, I have not: The italics represents smugness.

I only have a number one at this point. Some of you might've waited until you had a list of at least 5, but sadly, that is not how I operate. I get an idea, and I go with it.

Oh, someone suggested Big Mamma's House (or however it's spelt; I refuse to check), but it seems to obvious.

I will come back with a top 5 intact.

As you were.

Comments

magical_m said…
Thank your lucky stars you've never seen Titanic. I'm still scarred. Worst film ever.

I wonder if there is a way that you can purge a particularly bad film from your memory banks (which doesn't involve alcohol)?