Little baby's all growed up.

Finally the co**on charm is starting to take affect. There are obviously some gorgeous women who live in my area ... well, I managed to convince one of them to come and see my play. 'How?' I hear you all ask at once. Chill out. It involved a cheap ticket, and some minor begging, sans kness and tears, thankfully. She came and saw it - these are girls that I see drinking at the Builder's Arms on a regular basis - and she loved it. All of a sudden I am drinking with them. I deserve this! 'Arrogant' You all choir. What if I told you that I haven't got laid ths year? What would you say then? ... I'm waiting for an apology. It has taken a year and a half, but now, finally I have met some clever girls who aren't actresses in Melbourne. Anyway, I still am virginal in 2007, and to be honest, I'm not screaming for it, but 'twould be nice at some point to wake up in someone's arms, and not clutching my pillow silently weeping. That might be over doing it. As you were.