Questions to your Answers.

This has turned into a bit of joke really. I barely touch my once beloved blog. And I am probably one of the few who doesn't have a myspace or some other social internet site. But, I genuinely have a few questions. If anyone could answer them, I would be most appreciative. They are in regards to Melbourne. 1) Where do you get a good coffee on Lygon Street in Carlton? It's a damn labyrinth. And while we're in Carlton, where does one get good Italian food? 2) Can you swim in the Yarra? If so, where? If not, can you keep your head above water, and paddle, or will some current drag you under water? 3) Pubs rarely sell schooners of beer, but when they do they seem way more expensive than other states in Australia, why? 4) The street in Fitzroy / Collingwood, that intersects with Brunswick, Nicholson etc ... is it Johnson, or Johnston? There are signs that say both ... or either ... I AM CONFUSED. 5) There is a major escalator problem in Melbourne. I thought the rule was; standers stay to the left; walkers to the right. There is no rhyme or reason here. People do what they want, it makes me mad. I have brought this up before, but no one seems to have done anything about it. Thanks.